It all started with, “What kind of name is Soap, eh?”
Call of Duty is best known for its multiplayer platforms, and it’s on those platforms that players can often get creative with funny COD names. During the last few years, players – especially creators – have started getting more creative and imaginative when it comes to funny Call of Duty names. There are some that are downright rude, others that are innovative, and some that are cryptic and will need a lot of knowledge to figure out.
So, in this guide, we’re breaking down all the funny COD names that we could find. We’ve compiled a list of clever Call of Duty names that you can use when you’re figuring out how to change your name in COD. It doesn’t matter if you’re a fan of Call of Duty: Warzone or the core multiplayer games, one of these funny COD names is sure to put a smile on your face.
Be Warned: Some of the content ahead may be offensive.
Why Are These Names So Funny?
For some reason, one of the most widely-appreciated comments when it comes to funny COD names is… Poop. There are so many funny Call of Duty names out there that are related to poop in some way, and here are a few of the best ones.
- Turd Ferguson
- Brown Eye
- Poop Shooters
- Dookie McGee
- Butt Nugget
- Call of Doody
- Reeses Feces
- TaintedButWhole
There are also plenty of names that are simply the names of real people – it may seem bizarre, but there’s something funny about being killed by someone with one of these common names:
- Donald Trump
- Joe Biden
- Hasbulla
- Gordon Ramsay
- Mike Tyson
- Boris Johnson
- Vladimir Putin
And then there are the real-world examples that we’ve seen shared online. These might be offensive or bizarre, but they really are the funny COD names that players are using:
- BigUnit69
- FirstTimeAnal
- MartinLooterKing
- DickTwist
- ChiefQueef
- PonsterMenis
- DildoSwaggins
- ToiletPredator
- TittyToucher
- LongSchlongJr
- SuperStoned
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How To Pick a Name for Call of Duty
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Of course, there’s nothing wrong with using someone else’s name in Call of Duty – particularly if you find it funny. There’s something special about creating your own name and learning to run with it, though. We often wonder how some people share their usernames with those that need to add them, as in some cases, these funny COD names can ultimately be quite embarrassing. It’s different sorts for different folks, though – what you find funny might not be the case for someone else.
It’s not all just about funny COD names, though – there are some really cool-sounding names that you can use in Call of Duty:
- Bullet Sponge
- Shadow Assassin
- Ghost Recon
- War Machine
- Blackout
- Enigma
- Maverick
- Paladin
- Zealot
- Titan
- Star Seeker
- Cyber Samurai
There are thousands upon thousands of names that you could pick from. In most cases, the best Call of Duty players simply find one clean-sounding word and run with it. Most often, they’ll amend that word slightly to read a different way, or they’ll create something that’s a play on their own, real-world name. There’s a story behind every name, and for the best pro players in Call of Duty, their name is their brand.
So, if you plan on making it big and potentially breaking into the Call of Duty League one day, maybe don’t use the name ‘Turd Ferguson’. It’s entirely up to you, though! It could be funny to hear the commentators say that…