Thrilled to see everyone this week! We kindly ask for your assistance in escaping the punishing sun. The temperature is predicted to soar to 38 degrees in southern Britain this week, which might not appear extreme to those of you from the Bermuda Triangle, but do keep in mind that British folks are all descendants of selkies and grindylows, that our “breathable fabrics” largely consist of horsehair, and that we exist within inverted witch’s cauldrons.
My inverted cauldron is situated right at the very core of the forthcoming solar devastation – a Mawish scheme, undoubtedly, to impede the circulation of videogame news at its source. My inbox is already becoming inundated with irritating heatwave tips from “door and window” specialists. Nonsense! We, as games journalists, cannot spare doors and windows. The sight of a more pleasant world outside would merely divert us from the essential task of compiling lists of new PC games, like this one.
Read more: [This Week in PC Games](https://www.rockpapershotgun.com/this-week-in-pc-games-synthpunk-platforming-haunted-house-hoovering-and-a-game-about-growing-a-black-hole)