Joyful this week, everyone! I come back from my vacation in the mountains rejuvenated, with tanned skin, and knees that have been shattered and reshaped into springs of the finest Adventure. What marvels my knees are today! I celebrate their bumpy resilience and impressive strength. I step onto the street in my pants and chuckle, chuckle at all the pitiable city dwellers with quadriceps resembling limp spaghetti that wouldn’t even stir a butterfly’s wing. I arrange this week’s fresh PC games and feed them into the Maw like dazzling meteors.