I am sorry to report that I possess a hypothesis. It pertains to portable PCs, Project Helix – Microsoft’s forthcoming, console Xbox for playing PC games – and least expected of all, a seemingly genuine effort to transform Windows 11 from a swollen, AI-riddled colostomy bag. This endeavor is commonly referred to as Xbox Full Screen Experience, and as it makes its way onto devices beyond the MS-branded Asus ROG Xbox Ally series (as well as larger PCs), I am persuaded that its introduction is, at least partially, to gauge the feasibility of a Windows PC/console hybrid functioning.