The Maw has once again devoured Edwin, even after he had recently introduced new safety measures following a prior incident in October. These measures consisted of refraining from petting The Maw, utilizing a six-foot news pole for feeding, and ensuring that any dental treatments were carried out by a certified animal dentist specializing in eldritch care. Regrettably, CCTV footage shows that Edwin fell for The Maw’s gurgles, which mimicked the words “Can I tell you a secret?” This prompted Edwin to lean in, resulting in his being swallowed entirely. It is expected that Edwin will reemerge from The Maw’s gullet just in time to cover The Game Awards on Thursday.