I have reached the decision that it was an error to try out the demo for the horror cyber game Oneway.exe during my lunch break. I’m not going to share what I had for lunch – I believe if I detail it fully, I will feel sick. However, I will mention that it included red peppers and purple onions, and I now have a desire to never encounter those colors again.
Moreover, it’s possible that I’m still immersed in the demo for Oneway.exe, since the game unfolds within a company’s inexpensive imitation of a desktop OS. Indeed, we are situated in Everything Is Going To Be OK territory. Hypnospace Outlaw-ville. Pony Island, um, land. Yet, you never encountered such… visuals in either of those games, as far as I recall. You never witnessed such vivid reds and purples. You never observed such charming little piggies.