Earlier today, I stumbled upon an ant in my restroom. The thing about finding an ant is that there\u2019s invariably another ant. And another ant. Ant another ant. Antnother ant. Antnothant. I suspect I’ve identified the hive’s entry point, a tiny hole in a baseboard. I\u2019ve sealed it off with tape. We’ll see what unfolds next. By the way, if you are my landlord, please refrain from jumping to any wild assumptions about how frequently I\u2019m cleaning the floor.<\/p>\n
Anyway! Dusk and Iron Lung creator David Szymanski is working on a new isometric shooter named B.U.G.B.I.T.E. He hasn’t officially revealed the game yet, but he\u2019s been subtly blogging about it for several months, and the new game seems to feature ants. Enormous ants that inhabit decaying industrial mazes the hue of well-aged urine. How very different from my bathroom floor, a domain of dazzling cleanliness with the occasional stray inverterbrate, just for character.<\/p>\n
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Earlier today, I stumbled upon an ant in my restroom. The thing about finding an ant is that there\u2019s invariably another ant. And another ant. Ant another ant. Antnother ant. Antnothant. I suspect I’ve identified the hive’s entry point, a tiny hole in a baseboard. I\u2019ve sealed it off with tape. We’ll see what unfolds next. By the way, if you are my landlord, please refrain from jumping to any wild assumptions about how frequently I\u2019m cleaning the floor.<\/p>\n
Anyway! Dusk and Iron Lung creator David Szymanski is working on a new isometric shooter named B.U.G.B.I.T.E. He hasn’t officially revealed the game yet, but he\u2019s been subtly blogging about it for several months, and the new game seems to feature ants. Enormous ants that inhabit decaying industrial mazes the hue of well-aged urine. How very different from my bathroom floor, a domain of dazzling cleanliness with the occasional stray inverterbrate, just for character.<\/p>\n
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